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12 People Share The Dumb Reasons Their 1st Relationships Ended

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hipnot — When you’re adding a tracker to your Amazon cart, you’ve gotta take a moment to reflect on your choices.

She was a clingy psychopath who put a tracker if my car. She wanted to rule every facet of my life.Getty Images

She was a clingy psychopath who put a tracker if my car. She wanted to rule every facet of my life.

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tugboaconstrictor — Some relationships can be emotional rollercoasters.

we were too young to handle it sustainably. it was the best ~6 months of my life and then 6 months of it eroding, my heart breaking a little more every day til i ended it. it was for the bestGetty Images

we were too young to handle it sustainably. it was the best ~6 months of my life and then 6 months of it eroding, my heart breaking a little more every day til i ended it. it was for the best

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RekkaAlexiel — Seems like something they’d figure out sooner.

Because I wasn’t Japanese. Took 3 years to figure that out.Getty Images

Because I wasn’t Japanese. Took 3 years to figure that out.

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Meow123393 — Wow the rare happy ending.

We had been dating 6 months and he broke up with me at my parents house. I was still living at home while going to college. It was 9pm at night. I sat in my garden space in 30 degree weather for two hours after I watched him drive off. Less that 12 hrs later his boss convinced him to call me because he was “looking down” at work. We met for coffee that night. Turns out he was terrified of getting more serious because he has never been in a long term relationship. That was 5 years ago and we’ve been married for three. He is currently softly snoring next to me. I don’t know how things would have turned out if his boss didn’t intervene. :)Getty Images

We had been dating 6 months and he broke up with me at my parents house. I was still living at home while going to college. It was 9pm at night. I sat in my garden space in 30 degree weather for two hours after I watched him drive off. Less that 12 hrs later his boss convinced him to call me because he was “looking down” at work. We met for coffee that night. Turns out he was terrified of getting more serious because he has never been in a long term relationship. That was 5 years ago and we’ve been married for three. He is currently softly snoring next to me. I don’t know how things would have turned out if his boss didn’t intervene. 🙂

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Fromhe — Kinda dark updates. “‘Nother cat died. Miss you.”

She wanted marriage and kids and to settle down. We were 21, had been together 4 years. Just too young. Broke up in 03. The weirdest part about it is getting texts or calls about cats she had that were kittens when we broke up, passing of old age. RIP Repo The Cat. Repo was a tiny black kitten I saw on the highway in the middle of he day. I ran out in traffic to get her. She was like 2 weeks old. Lived to be 15 years old that one.Getty Images

She wanted marriage and kids and to settle down. We were 21, had been together 4 years. Just too young. Broke up in 03. The weirdest part about it is getting texts or calls about cats she had that were kittens when we broke up, passing of old age. RIP Repo The Cat.
Repo was a tiny black kitten I saw on the highway in the middle of he day. I ran out in traffic to get her. She was like 2 weeks old.
Lived to be 15 years old that one.

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Karelious — See, that is a problem because we all share the same air.

She was jealous of any female that breathed the same air I do.Getty Images

She was jealous of any female that breathed the same air I do.

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murphyslaw97 — Odd.

Because he was just with me because he lived to far away from the girl he “really” wanted. Strange really; when I found out and talked to the other girl, he used to say the same things to both of us, send us both the same pictures, same compliments.Getty Images

Because he was just with me because he lived to far away from the girl he “really” wanted. Strange really; when I found out and talked to the other girl, he used to say the same things to both of us, send us both the same pictures, same compliments.

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Elindoril — You gotta stop picking her ass.

She packed a suitcase, left only a note, and flew back to the UK. All while I was at work and was thinking she was taking a nap.Why? She felt guilty that I was moving forward as a person while she was still "picking [her] ass" and couldn't decide what she wanted to do in life. Little did she know that I was sprinting to grow up so I would be able to provide better for both of us.Getty Images

She packed a suitcase, left only a note, and flew back to the UK. All while I was at work and was thinking she was taking a nap.
Why? She felt guilty that I was moving forward as a person while she was still “picking [her] ass” and couldn’t decide what she wanted to do in life. Little did she know that I was sprinting to grow up so I would be able to provide better for both of us.

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HaroldAnous — Uhh, that’s about as red a flag as you’re gonna see.

She broke into my house and called me from my home phone when I wouldn't hang out with her.Getty Images

She broke into my house and called me from my home phone when I wouldn’t hang out with her.

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Zakn3fein — Communication is key. Not just abruptly ending things without reason.

After a year of dating, never fighting, and getting along perfectly well and all our friends are friends, shes driving me home, as she drops me off, looks at me and says im breaking up with you. Out of the blue. A year alter, I ran into her at a party, talked a lot, she told me it was because we never talked about our feelings.....I said, so why didn't you say something? She admitted it was dumb, we ended up making out and sleeping together, but it just wasn't the same and we never got back together. I was 17. Im now 31, and honestly shes the one that got away.Getty Images

After a year of dating, never fighting, and getting along perfectly well and all our friends are friends, shes driving me home, as she drops me off, looks at me and says im breaking up with you. Out of the blue. A year alter, I ran into her at a party, talked a lot, she told me it was because we never talked about our feelings…..I said, so why didn’t you say something? She admitted it was dumb, we ended up making out and sleeping together, but it just wasn’t the same and we never got back together. I was 17. Im now 31, and honestly shes the one that got away.

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TheGod0fTitsAndWine — Doggos before hoes.

She wanted me to get rid of my dogs. Fuck that! Edit: For those wondering, I have two dogs; a Border Collie called Esca and a German shepherd called Toby.Getty Images

She wanted me to get rid of my dogs. Fuck that! Edit: For those wondering, I have two dogs; a Border Collie called Esca and a German shepherd called Toby.

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thebaiterfish — Damn. Ghosted before it was a ‘thing.’

Middle school "girlfriend." Just stopped talking to me one day lol. Kinda messed me up for a few monthsGetty Images

Middle school “girlfriend.” Just stopped talking to me one day lol. Kinda messed me up for a few months

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