theinvisiblepacaderm — What the hell?
My English teacher took me out in the hall and started crying that I wasn’t supportive enough of her.
iguessitsthisone — Uhh, then explain your painting of the husband’s beautiful face
My husband and I went to a Wine and Paint event one evening. My canvas was angled so I had to face the couple across us and to the left a little bit. There were about 6 couples at our table and everyone was pretty quiet focusing on their painting. The woman I was facing randomly said, “Do you know my husband?” to me because she thought I was looking at him across the table. In reality, I was looking at the teachers painting past him. You could feel how uncomfortable everyone at the table was and I wanted to just crawl under the table.
bretth1100 — From 0 to WTF
I’m a recovered alcoholic in AA who’s been sober quite a while now. Since I give a lot of credit to that program for saving my life I take it serious and when working with others there’s certain boundaries I don’t cross because the end result will be inability to helpful and of service in terms of passing along the message and helping someone else get and stay sober. I had been helping a young gay guy, who because I saw a lot of myself in him, put a bit more effort into helping. Unfortunately he got discharged from the navy and disappeared for about 6 months. Then one day out of the blue he hits me up on Facebook with a friend request. Shortly after that he messages me early one morning asking what I’m doing, I’m getting ready for work. He states he had a late night doing karaoke and then proceeds to send me video clips of himself jerking off while shoving a dildo in his ass. At 430 in the morning!
Hydris — C’mon manager, that’s just cruel
My coworker lived 40 minutes away from work, I live 15 mins in the ther direction. My manager asked me if I could give the guy a ride home because his car wouldn’t start, in front of him, right after I said my only plans for tonight we’re the gym. The guy was incredibly nice and I got along with him really well. I didn’t want to make my 15 minute commute into a hour and a half commute and miss my workout. But i wasn’t going to make him call a cab.
BigMilk0 — Yikes
Was getting a drink at work and when I turned around my female coworker trapped me in a corner. She demanded to know why I don’t look at her like the other guys. “I know I’m older than you but am I not pretty?” Luckily another coworker saw us and I just walked away laughing like she just told a joke.
Zolome1977 — A nice, permanent vacation. Unpaid
Being trained to do the job by the guy you are replacing. Three weeks of hanging with the guy, talking, learning that he thought he was going to be able to go on vacation after I finished training and how thankful he was for them hiring me.
JustDax2341 — This might be the most awkward 3rd wheel situation
Im about to go for supper with my mom’s new boyfriend, she’s 50. I didn’t know my parents were divorced.
The_CreamPaisano — This one takes a close 2nd
I was driving, third Wheeling with a buddy and his girlfriend and the broke up after a heavy argument during dinner, before the movie. I had to drive them to their own houses and I dropped the girl off last and got a whole ear full of what my buddy was like to her.
Cloverleaf66 — This shitty dad outdid himself
My dad told his then girlfriend he paid for my student loan and downpayment of my house because she kept begging him for money and he needed to make it look like he had none. He also figured it would make him look good. Gave my daughter all my money to help her kinda thing.
The way I found out he told her this was when she called me SCREAMING that I was selfish for taking all of my dad’s money. He’ll have nothing left for retirement you selfish piece of shit child! If you were my daughter I would DISOWN you. Good, bye. My dad didn’t defend me or anything. Never said a word.
What bothered me most though was the fact that my dad never, and I mean never gave me a dime for anything my entire life. He had to lie to make himself look good but never ever actually did anything to make himself good.
pockyhockeysticks — “Remember that sprained ankle in 4th grade? $800 please.”
My mom sent me an “invoice” for raising me; called her to see what was up. Says that if I don’t pay the amount she’s gonna lose the house she’s living in. Lamented that I was an expensive child (read: health issues), and how she was owed this money. I hadn’t spoken to her in 4 years prior to that. Real tough situation.
augustusglooponface — “Excuse me, young man. Reconsider or out you go!”
This chick asked me to be her BF while her mom was driving me home and we were in the backseat, it was really awkward when I said no….
VeryAngryBubbles — Well I guess that’s a…good ending? I dunno.
The time my sister and her boyfriend moved back in with our parents and one night he texted me from their bedroom that he was starting to have feelings for me.
Edit: since then they broke up, worked out their differences and figured out what was going wrong in their relationship, got back together. They are now doing very well, they have two sons and are engaged. We never talk about that text.